Homemade Fig Newtons.

Something magical and somewhat unbelievable has happened to my body: Suddenly, it seems willing to tolerate gluten again.

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

I gave up gluten a couple of years ago as part of a gluten sensitivity self-diagnosis. A small handful of times since then, I determined to give gluten “a second chance” — by way of baguettes longer than my arm, very generous slices of cake, and All The Pizza. But gluten betrayed me over and over. What a surprise.

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

A few months ago, I began taking small sips of beer. Not my beer, of course. But somebody would be like, “You want to try my beer?” And I’d be like, “UH-HUH.”

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

And nothing happened. I didn’t feel sick, or tired, or brain fuzzy. I just felt extraordinarily happy to have just sipped a beer — an old past-time of mine that I used to relish, something I had recently accepted as a thing that would no longer be a thing.

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

And then I shared a beer.

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

And then I had my own beer.

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

And then I had a… sandwich. (A grilled cheese sandwich OMG.)

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

And so on, and so forth.

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

And here I am, about three weeks later, sipping on occasional beers, feasting on a sandwich here or there, treating myself to a (GASP) Chipotle burrito. And I haven’t melted like the Wicked Witch. Nor have I been so sick that I’ve been unable to leave the house (something I certainly suffered the last time I gave gluten a “second chance”). In fact, I’ve been running more and feeling just generally more energized and present. And I guess I’m sort of not surprised. Because when cookies become a part of your life after a two-year-long hiatus, who wouldn’t feel happier to be alive? Who wouldn’t feel more engaged?

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

Cookies are important, guys.

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

It’s hard for me to say how this all has happened, though the idea that the mass quantities (note: not an exaggeration) of probiotic homebrew kombucha that I drink might be lending a helping hand. Probiotics are known to repair leaky gut syndrome, which is the process in effect in gluten sensitivity (note: very different from Celiac disease). Or maybe I’m just lucky.

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

I’ll keep drinking the kombucha, but secretly I think there’s some sort of luck in play here. Because I believe in magic. Oh yes I do.

[Leaf Parade. Homemade Fig Newtons.]

And I certainly believe in cookies.


Homemade Fig Newtons.

(Recipe below from Food52)

Makes about 25-30 2-inch cookies


Cookie dough:

  • 1-1/2 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 10 tablespoons (1 1/4 sticks) butter, softened
  • 2/3 cups brown sugar
  • 1 large egg
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • Zest of one orange

Fig filling:

  • 1 pound dried mission figs, de-stemmed and cut into small pieces
  • 1/2 cup water


  • Whisk the flour, baking powder, and salt together in a mixing bowl. Set aside. Beat the butter and brown sugar in a large bowl (or the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment) until light and fluffy, about 3 to 5 minutes. Add the egg, vanilla, and orange zest and beat until combined. Stir the flour mixture into the butter mixture until well blended. The dough will be very soft. Scoop it out onto a piece of plastic wrap, shape into a disc, and refrigerate for at least 4 hours or overnight.
  • Meanwhile, make the filling. Combine the figs and water in a medium saucepan. Bring the water to a boil, cover, and allow the water to boil until the figs have absorbed it. If your figs are very dry and tough, you may need to use more water and simmer longer to get the figs to soften. Transfer the figs to a food processor and pulse, scraping down the bowl occasionally, until the mixture is completely smooth. Allow the filling to cool.
  • Preheat the oven to 325˚F. Place a large piece of parchment on your work surface and flour it liberally. The dough is very soft. Divide the chilled dough into 4 pieces. Place one piece of dough on the parchment and return the others to the refrigerator. Shape the piece of dough into a rectangle by squaring it on the work surface (tap the 4 sides on the surface until they form a rectangle). Roll the dough, stopping frequently to make sure it isn’t sticking to the parchment, into a long rectangle, about 4 inches wide by 12 inches long. Be vigilant about lifting up the dough and reflouring it to prevent sticking. This will make life easier as you go.
  • Scoop the fig filling into a pastry bag or a plastic zip-top bag with one corner cut off. Pipe the filling in a 1-inch strip down the center of the dough rectangle. You may need to flatten the filling a bit — it’s easier to do this if you dip your fingers into some water first. Fold one side of the dough over the filling, then the other. Press down on the seam to close it. Using the parchment, flip the cookie roll over, seam-side down. Brush any excess flour off the parchment and transfer it gingerly to a baking sheet and refrigerate while you repeat this step with the other 3 pieces of dough.
  • Bake for about 16 minutes (turning halfway) or until the dough is no longer tacky and has begun to brown around the edges. While the cookie rolls are still warm, either transfer them to a cutting board (a large spatula helps) or cut them directly on the baking sheet. Cut into 1 1/2- to 2-inch cookies. You may need to wipe off your knife every so often — the filling is rather sticky at this point. Immediately place the cookies in a single layer inside a plastic zip-top bag and close the bag. This seems counterintuitive, but in order to keep the cookies soft, like the real thing, they need to steam. Cool the cookies completely. Remove them from the bags and place in an airtight container. They can be kept, at room temperature, for up to 2 weeks.


    what i wouldn’t give for pizza to be back in my life.

    • Emily K. says:

      Maybe one day your gluten fairy godmother will come? In the meantime, I’ll still be making lots of Paleo foods ’round this corner of the internet!

  2. Getting ready to enjoy some of your fig newtons that someone saved for me! Thanks!

  3. These cookies look so amazing. Love fig newtons they bring back so good memories!

  4. Figgies! One of my favorite cookies. I am in the “yeah it really isn’t good for me but mannn that stout looks so good” camp, though weirdly sometimes it seems fine and sometimes it wreaks havoc. I’m glad that you’re enjoying all those things again, and making such tasty little bites!


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